Hayfever

Hey guys.
Hayfever is sooo, shitty.
I'm not a hard sufferer of hay fever like my bothers are but when it strikes, its bad.
Seriously.
It's summer.
It's okay if you sneeze in the winter, it actually makes you feel good because when you sneeze it sends a wave of warmth down to your toes, which is nice when it's so cold your nipples are blue.

It's NOT okay if you sneeze in the summer. Because it's hot already, the crickets are chirping their dicks off and the pollen is flying around, and the sun gets you lazy. Hay fever makes you sneeze in the spring and summer. It makes you more hot.
And all this mucus comes out, yes. It does. It's an allergic reaction where when pollen touches the inside of your nose it begins creating mucus and it's like 'gtfo of here pollen' and the snot is like, warm, really uncomfortably warm. Your eyes become itchy like hell too. You scratch them and the more you do the more it hurts. You need to handle the heat, your nose and your eyes, and homework too if your parents are hardcore. The crickets are like fricken horny in spring (it's mating season) and they chirp like crazy (it's made from rubbing their legs, I think it's masturbating). Their chirping makes the hayfever 10x worse.

Cya laters guys.
Also, that video is excellent (read the terms and conditions, you have to pay me $2 for each view ;D )