Thursday, November 25, 2010

Sweat Patches

Hey guys!
I'm here to talk about sweat patches.

What are sweat patches?
It's a patch of sweat.
Why do people get sweat patches; because they sweat.
But I have never ever seen asians get sweat patches, because they just don't sweat enough to get a sweat patch.
I've never seen dark skinned people get sweat patches too, they win a marathon and still have enough energy to have celebration sex and don't have sweat patches.
Then who gets sweat patches?


White people get plenty of sweat patches.
All white adults do, it's not their fault. It's just in their, genes.
Why do they have sweat patches?
I think I have a reason.
Asians sweat regularly, they sweat in sport, sweat in exams and sweat the hardest while playing Dota.
I don't know when dark skinned people sweat.
But white people don't sweat noticeably, but when they do, they sweat hard.
For example, Mr Benic builds up a nice sweat patch on his back every wednesday afternoon. I think this is how White people get sweat patches.

 And so the sweat comes out and results in huge sweat patches.
So that's it, a nice science lesson hmm?

~Will

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