Bad bad shizzle

Hey guys!

Here's a makeup post, and also partly because I am blogging in happiness, I'll explain it after.

I don't know about girls, but this is mainly for guys.
Everyone get's stomach aches once in a while.
Maybe because of bad milk, bad food or bad digestion.
That causes problems for your stomach to churn stuff and it causes pains in the stomach that feel bad.
You know when you get whacked in the balls? (a.k.a sackwhack).
That's the feeling of a bad stomach ache, especially if you whack it hard.
When I get a stomach ache I feel like doing a crap.
This is why I HATE having stomach aches at school... why?
Okay: picture this.
You're at home and you have a stomach ache and you feel all shitty you can do a dump freely in your own toilet without being scared of a toilet seat with yellow stuff all over it or if there's no more toilet paper.

Now if you're at school and you have a stomach ache and you feel all shitty you can't do a dump freely in the school toilets because you'll be scared of a toilet seat with yellow stuff all over it or if there's no more toilet paper.

So you get it now don't you?
But doing that dump isn't just doing a dump.

The dump increases the pain but when you do the crap it's all good.
Now making sure Steven isn't listening  > . >     < . <
Okay, in chinese the crap we do with a stomach ache is called... 'see zhup'
So that 'see zup' comes out quite weirdly, it's all these weird colours of your undigested food and it smells like shit too (well, no shit? get it! =D )
But after it ends it's all good, you actually feel much better, wiping the sweat off your forehead.
Flushing the toilet after that feels 100x better than flushing a toilet with average crap inside.

I just had a bad crap, because the milk I drank was like 2 days UNEXPIRED but it still went off (stupid Aldi brands, get your facts right goddamnit).

But anyways.
CYA laters

~will