appolsorsv2

coming 2012

Crystal meth and kevin

see the relationship?

i should also add that:
James, what are j00 smoking?

and guys, the blog, is, having a comeback.

vee, you were ready C;

hey lil fella

blackie loves dem apples.

Troung is SCARY

Hey guys.

Some of you people may know about Ngo & Sons tutoring place all the way in Fairfield. It's pretty goddamn famous, it's because:

~Dr Troung is scary.

~Teachers are scary.

~The price per lesson ($25) is scary.

~The tests and pressure is scary.

~The students there are scary.

Well people like Gilbert should know what it's like. Some kid sitting next to me takes pride in his own farts, and publicly announces the status of his anus, WHAT THE HECK?
There's also some weird guy who goes to a shit hole of a school, and he's also very very queer... he believes power bands work and he likes pink, which really is the official colour for gay people.
Well he got moved to the front so it's all good.

The toilets are SO SMALL. There's only one so that's another bad point. BUT the good thing is that they don't have piss on them all the time ( Dr Troung would come after you with a knife if you pissed on a toilet seat). It's also very dark, I had to do a piss there once and I couldn't find the light, so I had to piss in DARKNESS (how scary is that? You don't know where you're aiming, and Dr Troung could be hanging upside down from the toilet's roof with a knife right then).

But there are heaps more reasons why Troung is a good place to learn in, it's very competitive, and very encouraging. The science there is so good that Gilbert got 69 for last years science yearly.

~Will

Computer Porn #2

fact

Computer Porn #1

Blogging time!

Hey guys...

anon.jpg "we need 40 more posts in less than 6 days"

That's right boys!
Which is why you need to start BLOGGING UP!

Post up some random pics or something.

APPOLSORS

hey guys

quick post

1. this blog with have a sudden design, and inconsistent posters will has to be halted. Im sorry guys, but since this promising blog has gone downhills since the beginning of 2011, we admuns feel a need to change it around a little. AND IT WONT BE A MEATSPIN MIRROR DAMNIT STEVEN. lol

2. vee, you said you were ready C:

3. look forward to more funny and non homo erotic material in February.

Signing off from a very disappointing january.
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Aus. Open 2011. is nearly over DDDD:::

SSSOO...the Australian Open has been on for the last 10 days from 11 in the morning till 11 at night. ive wasted pretty much all day of the past week watching it. :D some of its actually very good to watch ( federer matches) and other matches just bore the shit outta you(every other match) :L:L

It was only a few days ago when i saw Schiavone play...and im sure everyone would agree with me when i say this; dude...shes freaky deeky..O_O. She looks like that witch from thw Wizard of OZ cept for the green skin and high voice. Her voice instead is like Batman's and her grunt sounds like i dont know, something male. but she is quite a good player, just not good to watch...and listen to :SSSSS

Things I Have An Abhorrence For.

hurrdurr.
I went to watch tennis live on wednesday last week.
I was watching a womens' match between Li Na and Svetlana Kutsova with Ady and then the Russian chick starts grunting. soundsbadman.jpg
I've been watching tennis all week (AO 2011 on 7) and listening to some womens' tennis matches have become painful. feelsbadman.jpg

"ppl who tlk liek dis r" annoying.
It's as if people don't have enough time / don't care enough to use the extra energy to press one more damn key. I mean come on, vowels seem absent now. o:

Why are the fish so stupid?

Hey guys.

I just wanna tell the admins of this blog (weir and kev) that the fish in the little fishy game thing on the left are so stupid, I think it's stuffed up. You should fix the fishes because it doesnt let u feed the fish more than 20 times.

Yea I know you may think the fish are hungry but I can pour the whole fucking bucket in if I fricken want to.
so.

WHOS STOPPING ME FROM FEEDING THE FISH HUH?

HURRO

Long time no sexy (quoted from the CHON)

ARE YOU READY FOR IT?

ARE YOU SURE?

FUCK YEAH YOU ARE

beach tommorow teehee =D

I promise to upload pictures of kevin getting raped on the beach I SWEAR TO BUDDHA.

hmm, what else, I've been watching even more kpop ever since i said i was getting slightly tired of it. BUT YOU ALL KNOW I WILL NEVER >=D

AND,can't wait for t3h donations that are going to flood in XD Look up from this post.




and thats it. OR AND NIGGERS, STOP POKING ME >=( FFFFFFSSSSSSS

boi

ps. merriful b'day margaret >=D

Monkey's crack

Hey guys.

I'm bored, I'm restricted from playing dota and the workshop is too hot to work in.
So I started eating food.

Doesn't this fruit look awesome? It's a nectarine.

We got a shit load of these ass-fruits in our fridge and we were eating them while watching some monkey documentary.

So we called it the Monkey's Crack.
Isn't that awesome?

troll economics?

3 guys go out to eat and order a steak. The steaks cost $30 total so each one gave the waitress $10. The waitress was walking to the register and she realized that she had a $5 coupon. So she got $5 singles out of the drawer and gave each guy back one dollar and she kept $2 for herself. The guys then paid $9 each for the steak which is $27 plus the $2 the waitress kept is $29. What happened to the last dollar?

I put $20 in a box
You put $20 in the same box
We both know that there is $40 in the box
...I sell the box to you for $30
We both walk away with $10 profit.
Discuss :)

That is all

Kevin has spent 1% of his life playing tf2.

that is all

XD

so recently i has been doing a lot of shrooooooooooms :D SHROOMS XD LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL


sorry

13 hours of bonamama have made me retarded

naow explosmLOLWUUT :3

I SWEAR THE GUY IN THE CENTRE LOOKS LIKE WILL!!

Long time no post from me, probably because i've really had nothing to say.

AND YES I TOOK TOTAL OFFENCE TO BEING PUT SECOND ON THE LIST OF SO CALLED "EXPECTATIONS" Probably because i'm not the one that just uploads a pic with nothing on it. I'm the one that actually writes something (okay some of it may be trolling but thats beside the point) So yeah thats what i wanted to say about that. I deserve to be ranked lower. hmph

But anyways i've just been busy. I've actually been getting into CNCing to be exact. What is CNC, you may ask? Google it. So by the end of the year i hope to have enough money to build one from scratch, and then i'll be making custom keytages and the like from my CNC :D I'm gonna make it happen for t3h realz. Soon to be available in perspex (neon yellow, clear, ice blue) or wood (mahoggany or oak stain). Although i'm not really close yet, i'm so far sub 600 bucks away. so if anyone can donate please do :)

So thats basically my post for now. Over the next few days i might try experimenting with the main page as a prototype, you might see some changes you never know.

Oh and i think we need a logo :)

NEW RULES YO!

So, according to majority votes from t3h 1337 admuns (Kevin, Our Uncle, and the other weird kient), we shall be "cleaning" (kiks the nubs pl0x) our contributors list.

LET ME MAKES THIS CLEAR

From todai, Sunday, and 5 days, 11:59pm friday (I know that its not exactly 5 days, but MEH), every contributer is to post at least once, or you can msn me (just t3h weiredo, not other admuns) and you can gives me a sexiful reason why j00 art not posting.

OUR CURRENT PRO WRITERS: (this is in order from the highest expectation to lowest)UPDATED FOR THE SAFE ONES

Jiblat
Willium

Appolsors writers who are brb:

Josiah (low on list cos in 中国)
Dillon (lol my bad, he's in london :P)

Boi Boi ;D

PIZZA PARTY???

LOLWUT?

source:

Daily FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU- comic #10

Daily FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU- comic #9

AND SOME LOVE QUOTES, TOTALLY APPRECIATED BY KEVIN ;d

"I'm gay, I like men" - The Rod

For the lack of useful posts recently

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL so teh holidays are extremely boring

i am going freaking crazy as if i already werent wtf how does that make sense

meh bonamamamamamamama