Troung is SCARY

Hey guys.

Some of you people may know about Ngo & Sons tutoring place all the way in Fairfield. It's pretty goddamn famous, it's because:

~Dr Troung is scary.

~Teachers are scary.

~The price per lesson ($25) is scary.

~The tests and pressure is scary.

~The students there are scary.

Well people like Gilbert should know what it's like. Some kid sitting next to me takes pride in his own farts, and publicly announces the status of his anus, WHAT THE HECK?
There's also some weird guy who goes to a shit hole of a school, and he's also very very queer... he believes power bands work and he likes pink, which really is the official colour for gay people.
Well he got moved to the front so it's all good.

The toilets are SO SMALL. There's only one so that's another bad point. BUT the good thing is that they don't have piss on them all the time ( Dr Troung would come after you with a knife if you pissed on a toilet seat). It's also very dark, I had to do a piss there once and I couldn't find the light, so I had to piss in DARKNESS (how scary is that? You don't know where you're aiming, and Dr Troung could be hanging upside down from the toilet's roof with a knife right then).

But there are heaps more reasons why Troung is a good place to learn in, it's very competitive, and very encouraging. The science there is so good that Gilbert got 69 for last years science yearly.

~Will