Why?
Firstly, the walls for the cubicles in the boys toilets are legit nipple height, meaning that when us guys pee we always have some gay shit looking at us. Peeing is hard enough when there are people behind you waiting for their turn in the toilet alright? Far out
Secondly, the paper towels run out faster than a Mexican with your TV. No joke. And you know who's responsible? The speds. I swear they rip all the towels for no fucking reason. It's like they use 50 of them to wipe their asses after they're done taking a dump in the sink or some shit.
Also, us guys dont have mirrors. Yes you heard right, there are just slabs of metal on the walls for us to see like silhouettes of ourselves. Like I think they're meant to be polished so we can get a better image but someone's obviously too lazy to do that.
Paresh is scary in the toilet. Like one time I went into the toilet and he had his pants down peeing so you could see his ass -.-
And then he turns around without pulling his pants up and i see his weiner. Swear to Buddha my shit almost dropped the bass harder than Skrillex.
Tate and Abass(think that's how you spell it) having anal in the toilet. I don't know much about this topic but somehow Alex and Nathan are always there when it happens.
And so yeah, if it hasn't occurred to you you already, the boys toilets is not an enjoyable place to be.
I feel sorry for the cleaner, poor guy.
That's all ;D
- tawm
spelt "a_boss"
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