guys, i mean girls; it's storytime (;

since the last two posts affiliating with homosexuality both contain my name i'm here to make a long statement and officially announce that i'm not gay.

GUYS I'M NOT GAY!!one11!shiftone!!eleven!!! that was so last year.

in all more seriousness just yesterday, jiefu and i were designing our "pencil cases" because they were free.
so i made these 100% heterosexual images and sent them to jiefu

to which he replied
"your stuff looks bad"

i mean comeon, saeko's just hot. so i asked jiefu what he was doing and the first two images he sent me consisted of half naked guys from SAO.

"james why are you so homo"
excuse me?
"♋ Jiefu ♋ says goddammit why are the homo images the only good matching pair i have"

i'm not even going to post those pictures he sent me because jiefu might never leave this blog and instead i have compiled a list of quotes jiefu said yesterday

"homo kirito, come to me."
"must... resist... homo...."
"dude im so tempted to get the homo one for the lols it matches so well"
"show them my homopencilcase"
"i must be gay"

that is all.