Nervousness

Hey guys

I'll just throw my post in for the day.
This isn't some emotional shizz like in somebody [leo]'s blog, this is real stuff that happens to me and i just want to share it.

Okay. Before exams and stuff I get pretty frickin nervous. Even if I know i've studied enough I still feel like I haven't studied at all before an exam.
Everyone has symptoms of nervousness, everyone reacts in different ways. For example, when Weir gets nervous he gets a boner. When George Wen gets nervous he nibbles on his pubes. But when I get nervous I need to take a shit.

No joke, i don't know why. It's like the glands in my body increase their shit production when I get nervous. This happens not only before exams, it happens during any nervous situation. The 'take a shit' instinct comes any time, this is why I have to take a dump before I join a dota game, because my body is telling me "yep, shit's going down bro, shit's going down".

It's not my fault, and it's actually good because when I don't take a nervous dump before an exam I usually do pretty badly. But when I do I feel safe knowing I'm not going to shat my pants in the exam room.
So here's a tip to people who get nervous out there, take a shit if you get nervous.
Trust me doing a nervous dump is the best thing out there to release your stress.

[Also, nervous pisses are pretty good too. They just aren't as satisfying]

Cheers guys
~Will