;yolo

the term yolo has been defined by the urban dictionary as one of the most annoying abbreviations ever. Standing for “You Only Live Once” it is used before someone does something stupid or dangerous such as swimming naked in the Amazon.

“I jumped the gate at Spring Fling because YOLO” Weir Kong, 2012

Yolo is often used in conjunction with a hashtag regardless of whether or not the person is on twitter. Adding hashtags makes the word look so much more badass that muppets like weir just can’t stop saying it all the time. 

Weir Kong #YOLO

Weir Kong #yolo

Yolo actually shouldn’t be used before jumping gates but rather when someone does something extremely safe like not running with scissors or kayaking in the Amazon.

“I looked both ways before crossing the road because yolo”

On a side note kayaking in the Amazon is actually quite safe if you do it correctly and surprisingly there are little mosquitoes due to pH levels being funky. There are also snakes and caimans but no one really gives a shit. I have as such given you a link where you can book your Amazon kayaking experience for $2590

http://www.amazonadventures.com/kayak.htm 

I would also like to welcome this tom li and I have specially prepared a wagon and accompanying band as a welcome present. :D

that is all.