Warm Toilet

Hey guys~

I'm here to talk about a serious matter... WARM TOILET SEATS

For me, warm toilet seats are disgusting, what they do to me?

~Make my ass close up
~Gives me the shivers
~Can't shit (same as the first)
~I can imagine my little brother's piss right under my feet.

Seriously, warm toilet seats are uncomfortable. I know on winter days it's cold and you need it warm, but I seriously prefer the nice frosty bite feeling surging up my ass cheeks than get an all warm toilet seat, it's not interesting and it's just disgusting. 

This is why I hold back 2 days of poop to wait the heat out from the toilet seat when my siblings or parents finish doing one, man I hate it when other people do craps.


Also, people like their own stinks, everyone is unique in their stinks you know.
I like my stinks, you will like your own.
When you get in the toilet and let some rip, you won't really mind cus it's like... you're own child O_o

But seriously, if you smell someoneelse's stink, it's like OH Fucking hell man that stinks like TATE 
Noone likes crapping just after someone else has, it's just not hygienic.


So I hate warm toilet seats, they're not cool.