The title is quite misleading, no porn here guys, even though weir's one of the admins of this blog.
Well this is about the Wednesday history incident.
Well as usual we were all mucking around and stuff, and I was bored like shit...
Dillon handed me a nice Parker pen, you know those sexy expensive ones?
They smudge like hell, and I decided to write stuff, well my mind thought of 'I'm a smelly 69er' first, and so I wrote "I'm a smelly 69er" in my neatest ass posh handwriting.
After that I began drawing something...bad.
Yes, that was EXACTLY what it was like, no kidding and no bull shit (like Leo's love quotes). Anyone who has Mrs Kite can ask for the sheet and she'll gladly show it to you.
So I showed it to everyone, showing my prowess in the arts : )
And then Miss Kite showed up.... (yes, oh my fucking god).
Well as all teachers do she picked up the sheet and read it out loud "I'm a smelly...err fucker?" Thank god she couldn't read my writing, otherwise I'll be down licking Bathgate's shoes clean right now.
Well I made up some bullshit story about it originating from something 'WE made up'.
And NOOO she didn't just let it go. She went up in front of the class and began thrusting, yes, thrusting.
She held up the paper and seriously said out loud to the ENTIRE class: 'Do you think this is how we get girl pregnant?" And it got worse, she began IMITATING the god damn picture I drew. Yes, she put her hands on her hips and said "I've got a detachable penis"
But she's a nice teacher so she didn't kill me like Mrs Kuksal would do.
But when class ended she was walking to the office...
I won't be surprised if I come for a job interview and the boss finds this in my resume...
Anyways, smell ya laters!
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