Mychonny is pok-gaing...

Hey guys.
For those Mychonny fans out there, you people should be noticing his video hilariousness is dropping.
I never get bored of some of his videos, such as the Day I met the Joker, I sometimes go to bed, close my eyes, and listen to just the sounds. It's boring but fun, I can literally tell you guys everything that happens and is said in the video.
His videos are kind of crapping now.
According to kev, it started from his Lady GaGa video, which was alright.
But it's really not his fault.
He doesn't have time to think about his videos.
Unlike me, he doesn't have plenty of time to sit down on his toilet and think about new ideas.
He has Uni, a job, and a life to take care of, so it's not really his fault.
But we'll always love Mychonny.

~will

AND MAYBE ME :D

randoms

I has been rendering and designing random crap in Cinema 4D and therefore i have been unable to post the amazingly awesome troll logic. hurrdurr...

Me, will and ronny are going to make a super frickin awesome top secret thing in holidays. I've been designing some prototypes.

If anyone needs help with photoshop or cinema 4d, it'll be $20/hr free.
derp.

free advertising for me: http://www.esaitchkay.net

TROLOLOLOLOL

Dirty words/things/actions

Second post for me :D

Anyways today i realised i can never get over when someone says a dirty word/things/action

THEY"RE JUST SO DAMN FUNNY TROLOLOLOLOLOL :O!!!

Anywyas here are just some examples that i remember

• Today when one of our teachers said semen
  
• Alpacas having sex
  
• Weir making orgasm noises and silent orgasm faces


• When one of our PE teachers explained what a "wet dream" is


• When another one of our teachers talked about "impotency", and said erection (hehehe. erection :P)


• In Joes class, when Joe asked thornton what he would want in a girl, and thornton said dream, and will muttering "same wet dreams"


• Rubadub


• Playing the "electric guitar"


• James unbuttoning people


• The penis on the grass made out of yoghurt ,that gilbert made

And before someone thinks that i'm so retarded, all i can say is to take a joke SRSLY, if you don't laugh at this stuff, then you clearly aren't a kid

HOLYEA

CHINESE MEDICINE TASTES LIKE T3H SHIZZLE ;D

Really it does I get high off that stuff :P

So today I decided to use correct punctuation OMB WUT IS CORRECT PUNCTUATION??? Lolwut.
The massive amounts of posts have died down :D (note about the video I will try to make it higher quality and make it so that it is always on the blog :/) cheesybite ^^.

Now for t3h explosm comic (>^^)>     

Medicine

Hey guys!

LOL, I bet you guys thought this post was fully bull crap, but it's not.

Medicine is never bad.

My mom always tells me, this is an ancient chinese proverb, some translation taking place >:P

"good medicine tastes like shit"

So that's pretty much it.

I kind of believe it.

I don't know about other people but I know that us proud full blooded Asians turn to ancient Chinese Confucius on-top-of-the-misty-mountain temple herbal medicine, it works, but as the proverb goes, it tastes like shit.

Seriously, all Chinese herbal medicine is... black.

No matter how many mega died mushrooms or those dried out tree bark you put in, it's always black, which is really weird. It also tastes really bad too.

That's why my mum always fetches gummi bears everytime she goes out and fetches the medicine, but I end up eating the whole packet for just it T-T

But when all is lost, we all turn to panadol (:

Well how's this cover up for us guys? No posts today? Shame on you guys!

~will

Hayfever

Hey guys.
Hayfever is sooo, shitty.
I'm not a hard sufferer of hay fever like my bothers are but when it strikes, its bad.
Seriously.
It's summer.
It's okay if you sneeze in the winter, it actually makes you feel good because when you sneeze it sends a wave of warmth down to your toes, which is nice when it's so cold your nipples are blue.

It's NOT okay if you sneeze in the summer. Because it's hot already, the crickets are chirping their dicks off and the pollen is flying around, and the sun gets you lazy. Hay fever makes you sneeze in the spring and summer. It makes you more hot.
And all this mucus comes out, yes. It does. It's an allergic reaction where when pollen touches the inside of your nose it begins creating mucus and it's like 'gtfo of here pollen' and the snot is like, warm, really uncomfortably warm. Your eyes become itchy like hell too. You scratch them and the more you do the more it hurts. You need to handle the heat, your nose and your eyes, and homework too if your parents are hardcore. The crickets are like fricken horny in spring (it's mating season) and they chirp like crazy (it's made from rubbing their legs, I think it's masturbating). Their chirping makes the hayfever 10x worse.

Cya laters guys.
Also, that video is excellent (read the terms and conditions, you have to pay me $2 for each view ;D )

;DDDDDDDD

T3h encyclopaedia

T3h shizzle = awesome :DD

T3h = the

That's all you need to know :P

Nice vid guys lmao. Wish i was there D= too bad i live in blacktown :/

looooooooolwuut :3

WOREIDO PEOPLE

WOREIDO PEOPLE

ITS UP! ITS UP!!! on youtube that it. <---OUR VIDEO!!
GOGOGOGOG! IKISOOUUUU! GO WATCH NOW!:D
its hilarious! i have no idea how Will comes up with these absolutely outrageous ideas. but watch it its FUUNNEEEHH!
whhheee! so much fun making it too. :D
no spoilers. you have to go watch yourself(Y)
~ cyas laterz~ Pooblob :D
p.s. the title is Woreido People. Type that into youtube and its at the bottom. 1 view atm:L:L:L

Just a quick reminder, A special, Never-before-seen footage will be available here at around saturday ;D

AND come and download the pictures and stuff here : www.mediafire.com/appolsors

BISH PLEASE D:

O Hai everyone long time since i posted ;D stupid minecraft made a floating crystal tasteh house and then save is deleted. stupid minetroll :/. I know weir has recently been acusing me of LIKING MEN nyou wai weir im just a prepube ;D. anyways new mychonny video coming up, i hope its not shieeeeett (LOLOLOLOL) like his newer ones. Anyways happy birthday weir :P and link list is wokring download chonnay shizzle yeaaaa. lol i love james' post where it says that im online on steam and james probably shat bracks. EXPLOSM TIME :/

LOLWUT :3  (nice bed wetting lol)

(Jiblat i can smell it on you ;D)

;D

Omg,I am literally shitting brix right now.

Tommorow, we has a food tech assessment, and Kevin and I have to make a pie (with mushys ;D)

But the main thing that's making me jizz in my.... correction, shitting in my pants, is that im going to perform hey soul sister (with zachary and co.)

YUS, It be awesome, so come and watch ;D. Just dont jizz in your pants.... i am for real.

yeah yeah, saturday is my birthday. But meh, Im going to Will's house to make a video, just for you guys! ;D

Boi bois!

Sweat Patches

Hey guys!
I'm here to talk about sweat patches.

What are sweat patches?
It's a patch of sweat.
Why do people get sweat patches; because they sweat.
But I have never ever seen asians get sweat patches, because they just don't sweat enough to get a sweat patch.
I've never seen dark skinned people get sweat patches too, they win a marathon and still have enough energy to have celebration sex and don't have sweat patches.
Then who gets sweat patches?


White people get plenty of sweat patches.
All white adults do, it's not their fault. It's just in their, genes.
Why do they have sweat patches?
I think I have a reason.
Asians sweat regularly, they sweat in sport, sweat in exams and sweat the hardest while playing Dota.
I don't know when dark skinned people sweat.
But white people don't sweat noticeably, but when they do, they sweat hard.
For example, Mr Benic builds up a nice sweat patch on his back every wednesday afternoon. I think this is how White people get sweat patches.

 And so the sweat comes out and results in huge sweat patches.
So that's it, a nice science lesson hmm?

~Will

APPOOLSSSOOORRRSS!! wwwhhheee!

james would like this;)

whhheeee! the things NOT to do with a toilet;D

enough said;D
and especially don't fish...ull regret itO_O

SPEDS #2

Hey boys.
Just notifying you guys that me+weirkongadildo are making a new vid, coming out soon

See ya then (;

CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK

Here be the crack song ;D Its really "strong baby" by Seungri :P
Seen me, Kevin or Dilf do a weird hand movement and saying crack repeatedly? If you do, you know what we mean :P.

Tasteh Lebs

HErrou, So on last saturday at t3h movies i desided to buy a fubarly awesome musheh hat. Me and dilf went to teh movies then some lebs were like O herrou little azn prepube (D: not the prepube part lol) wanna trade hats with mah leb buddy BRAH???? LOLWUT he was loik i pay de 20 dorra for that hat. Dilf, Tom and smilferry were like WTF lol kevin is getting mugged by lebs. (I bet they were wetting their pants loljks) The spiky haired one desided to "try my hat on" instead he mugged me :P. Anyways they were noice lebs and were like O hey has your hat back and did all this random leb handshake and shizzle. When you smell lebs next time RUN LIKE SHIZ lol.

LOLWUT :3 (just to add click on awesomeness in one link dload all teh blog pics and chonny songs)

advertise nao

lol j/ks haven't sold out yet :D

seizure trolololol

W00T

K guys, WE BE FINALLY THERE ;D

1000 views! w00t

CELEBRATIONS!

On a mildly serious note however, we a getting over our 5 post limit. TUT TUT TUT

Aunt Wendy ;D

P.S If you enjoy our blog, visit our brother blog, run by the one and only Vee. His blog is a bit mellow and game (mindcraft) orientated, BUT ITS ALL GEWD. Visit him at cakeaddictedgeek.blogspot.com ;D

Fat people

This is my post about Fat people Why may you ask? Well today when i was catching the m54, there was this really fat old woman. Fat as in when she tried to fit through the door, she had to go in sideways 0_0, wierd. And then she told me to go through, as she was trying to take out her ticket, and i just stand there and thick "wtf, how am i going to fit through?" AWKWARD. oh and the picture is just for the lolz

/end

(Part #2) Mini Cannon Firing and Destroying Targets. (Among the world's ...

Just thought i'd like to share this with you people. Its frigging awesome. Oh and I posted the super mario thing so it was easier to view it.

Super Mario Bros Amazing Run (Gameplay Speedrun)

troll logic #6

Bludge formula.

Here's the formula of PURE bludge.
C5 + Mrs Kuksal + Big Mac = Bludge

Learn the formula people, you may need to use it in some real life situations.

troll logic #5

SPEDS

Hey guys.
I'm here to talk about SPEDs, also known as support eduction.
People that need special support seem a bit crazy to the normal people, but they can't help it, seriously.
In our school, we see tons of support unit people everywhere, it's quite daunting.

Let's face it, our school is crazy. I look to the left and I see Ronny saying hi to every one that passes him , Paresh is squealing his head off, and jazz handing at 20 semi-circles per second (faster than Josiah's rate of fast clapping) and when I look behind I get run over by Tate on his bag stealing spree while eating a cheese sandwich, it's amazing what support unit people can do and cannot do.

I have to walk through a hall of these kinds of people, at first I thought they were seriously weird but slowly they turned out alright, they don't effect me much, like people in higher grades told us.

I missed out on the moment Tate did a dump in the garden, but that's alright, my little brother can do the same.
So the next time you meet a support unit person, don't ignore him, say hi and if he's Paresh and he starts sqealing, squeal back!

~Will

Guys, don't pls

Hey guys

This is pretty serious. DO NOT TROLL/ADVERTISE ON YAO LONG's BLOG

As you may or may not see, I have been getting (butt)raped by Jimmy because of your comments on his shout box.

Now, I know most of you didn't do this but: I quote

''lol this blog is retarted now if u want a real blog visit appolsors.blogspot.com that is a sexy blog''

Guys, seriously, just because I trolled it once, and I say his blog sucks, don't destroy his blog to tiny little pieces. We're rival blogs, but not enemies. Please let that be clear. Just to add this blog is so much awesomer no need to promote :3


BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THE FUN ON THIS BLOG ENDS ;D

Looking forward to the troll logic for the day ;D

CHYEAAAAH ;D

T3h shizzle today I seemed to have scammed a year 7 of cod black ops ;D TROLL LOGIC be epic.Bring home 10 dorra profit LOLWUT but meh. Explosm down there for j00 to enjoy


(PS Preashe fund me for my explosm t-shirt they are t3h shizzle :D loljks GOT MONEY FROM SOME RANDOM GUY =D)

LOLWUT :3

Medal Of Honour.

Hmm, I've been thinking and I think I will post my good Scores on any games.

Click to enlarge. -Thats what she said-

Y U ANGRY

Congratz guys

First off, congratz to all our contributers for maintaining the >5 posts a day. GOOD JOB.

So, its 3hr 30 mins to sport, so ima gonna post about

KINGDOMOFLOATHING

Its simply a rpg that is, stick figure like.

www.kingdomofloathing.com

feel free to add me as a friend/sex buddy: weir96

Here be some screenies ;D

click pictures for better res

troll logic #4 + bonus

Click for better res vvv

HP 7 ;D

WELLLLLL, Harry potter is gay. period

BUUUUTTTTT. the movie was pretty damn good ;D

summary in a few words. Harry.should.of.gotten.hermione.hermione.chose.ron.WHATAHEAD

but other then that ;D It was 'k

KEVIN, IM NOT A SMERRY SIXETY NINER D=

Bye byes.

P.S Happy b.day chenX2

troll logic #3

SPEED OF LIGHT AWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHH

Oh noe skiiies

Hokai everyone just setting some ground rules, loving the posts guys ;D but we be having too much from now on no more than 5 posts per day which is still a massive amount of blogging :/ Enjoy teh blog :P.
Btw happy birthday chenchen :D and dilf we go earley to movies hokai? Loving the blog :)

LOLWUT :3

(Troll logic is epic :P)

Bored. SO!!!!

Howdy ^.^

Kevin likes men. PERIOD

So I've decided to make a list of awesome sites/blogs so you can halps them or pongs them ;D

www.esaitchkay.net
explosm.net
youtube.com/mychonny
http://www.youtube.com/pyrobooby (peter Chao)
bash.org (NOTE: DO NOT GO IF YOU CANNOT HANDLE SOME SORT OF HOMO)
meatspin.com
lemonparty.org
kevinlikestitsormen.orgasm

Have fun boys and gurls;D

Warm Toilet

Hey guys~

I'm here to talk about a serious matter... WARM TOILET SEATS

For me, warm toilet seats are disgusting, what they do to me?

~Make my ass close up
~Gives me the shivers
~Can't shit (same as the first)
~I can imagine my little brother's piss right under my feet.

Seriously, warm toilet seats are uncomfortable. I know on winter days it's cold and you need it warm, but I seriously prefer the nice frosty bite feeling surging up my ass cheeks than get an all warm toilet seat, it's not interesting and it's just disgusting. 

This is why I hold back 2 days of poop to wait the heat out from the toilet seat when my siblings or parents finish doing one, man I hate it when other people do craps.


Also, people like their own stinks, everyone is unique in their stinks you know.
I like my stinks, you will like your own.
When you get in the toilet and let some rip, you won't really mind cus it's like... you're own child O_o

But seriously, if you smell someoneelse's stink, it's like OH Fucking hell man that stinks like TATE 
Noone likes crapping just after someone else has, it's just not hygienic.


So I hate warm toilet seats, they're not cool.

I'm a smelly 69er.

Hey guys!

The title is quite misleading, no porn here guys, even though weir's one of the admins of this blog.

Well this is about the Wednesday history incident.

Well as usual we were all mucking around and stuff, and I was bored like shit...

Dillon handed me a nice Parker pen, you know those sexy expensive ones?

Those pens are epic, but when they fall into the wrong hands (like mine) they go wrong, and they did.

They smudge like hell, and I decided to write stuff, well my mind thought of 'I'm a smelly 69er' first, and so I wrote "I'm a smelly 69er" in my neatest ass posh handwriting.

After that I began drawing something...bad.

Yes, that was EXACTLY what it was like, no kidding and no bull shit (like Leo's love quotes). Anyone who has Mrs Kite can ask for the sheet and she'll gladly show it to you.

So I showed it to everyone, showing my prowess in the arts : )

And then Miss Kite showed up.... (yes, oh my fucking god).

Well as all teachers do she picked up the sheet and read it out loud "I'm a smelly...err fucker?" Thank god she couldn't read my writing, otherwise I'll be down licking Bathgate's shoes clean right now.

Well I made up some bullshit story about it originating from something 'WE made up'. 

And NOOO she didn't just let it go. She went up in front of the class and began thrusting, yes, thrusting.

She held up the paper and seriously said out loud to the ENTIRE class: 'Do you think this is how we get girl pregnant?" And it got worse, she began IMITATING the god damn picture I drew. Yes, she put her hands on her hips and said "I've got a detachable penis"

But she's a nice teacher so she didn't kill me like Mrs Kuksal would do.

But when class ended she was walking to the office... 

I won't be surprised if I come for a job interview and the boss finds this in my resume...

Anyways, smell ya laters!

OMB

this is how ronny cheats in swimming but he also uses his nippal propellors to project him forward ;D

troll logic #2

boi boi boi !!!

i feel liek deh angel in playboy manshun when i got deh add

thankyou kevin and waangs (yes its waangs not weir)

2morrao we go to da movies and hopefooly find teh rice paddy hat in the 2dora shop.

p.s that troll logic actually works! you ppl should try it :D

;D

Hey boibys ;D

Can't wait till tommorow! MOVIES MFKR.

Lol anyways, I have had an average day blah blah blah. DUDE THAT LAST SENTENCE SOUNDED LIKE JIMMY"S BLOG POST. FML

Here's another awesome picture ;D

parTEH spURMS

Hey everyBODII ;D

concert was boring and fun. wtf? 'nuff said

Instead, there's a picture of a parteh spurm ;D

Parteh spurm lol originated from James when he started drawing fleets all over Kevin's books. He was like WTF why is there teh parteh spurm in mybook ;D

Stupid nubs ;D

Soo I'm hearing that I rick-rolled you noobs. Here is the real link to the >6 Minute Super mario speedrun.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf-zo2lNc5Q

Have fun nubs :)

O Herrou :D

FACEPALM :/

Today i has been checking over the shout boxes and stalking your ips ;D. We will be having will li join us. He be posting on our blog with some funny shiz. Right will? Lol i hope to see teh'Im a smiling 69er picture'.I have set up a mediafire account and will be giving free shiz like programs, caf analysises ;D and awesome things in general. Hope you enjoi teh blog ;D.

            LOLWUT :3 (ps i have added a few hidden trololols try finding them ;D)

TROLL LOGIC

WINPLZ
WINPLZ
WINPLZ
WINPLZ
WINPLZ ;D

SUUPPERRR MARRIOOO BITCHES

Hey guys, I was trolling around machinima and i found this. SUPER MARIO FOR SNES FINISHED IN 5 MINUTES 52 SECONDS. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

ITS FRIGGING AMAZING.

Bedtime :P

Now that I am off my crack its teim to sleep. Dont forget Dillon you have nice pants ;D Tiltolive score: over 9000 :L  Goodnoit watch out for invisible people here if you know what I mean :D

<----- WHY IS MY RELOAD TAKING SO LONG??

LOLWUT :3  (get it invisible people at night are ______ people)
(seriously do you get it??:/ )

¬_¬

serious weir?

Lewl

This is where my "O GOD NO YOU NEVER WANT TO SEE THIS" face came from ;D
You'll know what i mean if you watched the jizz in mah pants video

Uncle Weiredo (PS Im using kevin's account for the breif moment)

^^

Right herrou everyone today it be the first proper post on this retarded blog. Now that Wangs has zerg rushed into my blog idunno what sort of "stuff" he will be posting. I is be kinda scared lol weir :/. This blog will be pure epicness with only ><> fishies ;D. Time for some Team Fortress 2 , must break my 700th hour loljks I don't play that much. Really I don't.Just don't read my steam page :L

LOLWUT :3

WTF WAangs wut you be doing on mah blog???

LOLWUT wangs how did you get here >.> kthanks for making me teh shoutbox and nice lyrics ^^. I smell weir will be here naow

;D

Hey guys, its uncle Wangs here (Weir :\)

So i Had this fucked up idea to post the guitar chords to the Mychonny Wash my car Baxa song

Capo on 2^nd

Enjoy! ;D

(G) NI HAO MA NI HAO MA

(C) *WO HAO DI WO HAO DI

(G) *WO YAO GAO SHUR NI

(Em)*YOU DU UGURY

(C)*MA TEY UM PHO GA (G)(MATEYUMPHOGAAA)

(C)*No CHo dao (D)BAXA HEY

(G)*DU MAO

(F)*watashi wa daisukii desu

(G)*wash my car baxa

(Dsus)*JUs because you old doesnt mean you can DIU

(G)*wash my car

(Amf)*baxa

(G)*wash my car baxa(D) (lao tai po)

(G)*wash my car baxa (D) (lao tai po)

(G)*wash my car baxaaa

(D)*and i will pay you

(Em)* 5 dorra

p.s play the chords as you would sing it ;D (I be on Kevin's acc :P)

:/

Time to get serious on my blog LOLWUT if it be possible

I is be posting on pin guos hopefully whenever im either not playing tf2 (rofl if ever) or not being a paresh  (>^^)> . Holyea Tf2 it improves your study :D
             

w00t yearlies over ;D

How be everybody go on yerelies??? ><> fish tasteh ^^