LFAB

New words,

lfab - like for a bro

Whenever a bro posts something on facebook you must then proceed to "like" it and say lfab. The bitches will be confused as fuk. So whenever someone mentions the term lfab you must "like" whatever he liked.

!!!!

GO DA SWANNNIIIIIEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I love Kevin chen

For stopping the anime/manga plague. I will now stop stalking you on facebook <3

From Jiefu

while i'm at it

kevin for #1 admin on the internet

he cured the cancer

no more manga bitchfights

PLS NO MORE WEIRD JAPANESE ALIEN PORN OR WHATEVER IT IS

I burn all your posts

Please the only LSD induced creativity we allow in this blog is Dolan.


I can't even sleep at night.

Cambodian and I #3

Sorry for the late video, the program crashed the first time I was creating this video so </3

And again, special thanks to:

Kripa
William Liang
Alex Chi

For starring in this video as well.

Operation niggastomp

Ok guys at a planned date in the future we ALL click the claim battlefield 3 premium, spamming everyone's news feeds and walls :D

dolan is one cheeky cunt i swear

It's a sad, sad life

ZEZPRAH

Double post

sry but ihad to

Iama Maccas employee AMA

LOL DIS PIC IS FAKE CUZ WE ALWAYS PUT UR SHIT IN BAGS TRUE STORY

dear weir #suicidepost

so you're saying you'll kick the only two people posting during these past three days?

a·nime/ˈanəˌmā/

Noun:

Japanese movie and television animation, often having a science fiction theme and sometimes including violent or explicitly sexual material.

man·ga/ˈmaNGˌga/

Noun:

A Japanese genre of cartoons and comic books, typically having a science-fiction or fantasy theme and sometimes including violent or explicitly sexual material.

there's a difference, just saying.

that is all. 

except that this is probably a suicide post, designed to piss weir off to the extremes even though he's an ouran host high school fangirl with no appreciation for manga/anime without homo scenes. 

i'll probably never see daylight again so i leave you with jiefu to carry on these duties and will end with this hot sword wielding chick (;

Jiefu and james

if you two don't sstop posting anime stuff, you shall be kick. xx much love

magic

obligatory post because weir is lonely.

thats right guys i can do magic.

Without a doubt

I AM STRONGER THAN JIMMY. GG WP
<3 YOU JIMMY
however he unfortunately whooped my ass in chem quiz o.o

BEST IDEA EVER

OK GUYS WE'RE RENAMING OUR FUTSAL TEAM TO 'OURAN HIGHSCHOOL HOST CLUB'

NO DISCUSSION. ALL SRSNESS

dear jiefu

#11:02 95% battery

on a totally unrelated note, our bandwagons getting quite full so i cordially invite jiefu into the faggot truck. jokes, ilybebz <3

PENCIL CASE WHY YOU NO SHIP D;

that is all.

james

Learn to crop you foggit. No one wants to know that you were on your phone at 5:54 in your home with less than 50% battery taking snapshots of crying chicks.

Actually, I can tell that the picture was saved on the 13th of September, 2012 at 5:55pm and 1 second according to your phone.


Step it up, pleb.

Also, my homobag was shipped.

Only two weeks until it arrives.

(no plz weir i swars im not gay. i swars ittttttt)

Word of the Day: Chav

So some of you might have heard the word 'chav' being used, but not understanding what it means.
Urbandictionary puts it as simply:

Chav: a type of person who lacks the intelligence to be able to speak or write proper english, uses words, if they are proper words such as 'blingin', 'mingin', [yolo, swag] etc etc.
A chav can be quite easily be identified by their clothing. ... Tracksuit bottoms rolled into their white nike socks and wearing nike trainers.

A: Hey chav, nice trackies
C: #yolo #swag

good luck ecofags

good luck to everyone doing eco except alex and georgeli, who really don't give any shits whatsoever >D may you forever cram your brains this weekend with stats and rainbows and if you don't pass ill cry.

not really.

that is all. 

Disappointing

No one posted yesterday :'( devs for evs.
ANYWAY,
accelerated eco is terrible. It prevents people from posting on such a meaningful blug such as this, and it creates stresses unimaginable on babies such as ben sho and Siddu :'(

life tips

1. To get rid of boner stare at a window

2. Before taking big dump lay down TP so you dont splash all over your ass

3. When microwaving pizza put a glass of water with it so crust dont get chewy and yucky (something to do with phsyics and cell theory)

Boys toilets

Honestly speaking here, the boys toilet is the biggest shit hole out. Both literally and metaphorically.

Why?

Firstly, the walls for the cubicles in the boys toilets are legit nipple height, meaning that when us guys pee we always have some gay shit looking at us. Peeing is hard enough when there are people behind you waiting for their turn in the toilet alright? Far out

Secondly, the paper towels run out faster than a Mexican with your TV. No joke. And you know who's responsible? The speds. I swear they rip all the towels for no fucking reason. It's like they use 50 of them to wipe their asses after they're done taking a dump in the sink or some shit.

Also, us guys dont have mirrors. Yes you heard right, there are just slabs of metal on the walls for us to see like silhouettes of ourselves. Like I think they're meant to be polished so we can get a better image but someone's obviously too lazy to do that.

Paresh is scary in the toilet. Like one time I went into the toilet and he had his pants down peeing so you could see his ass -.-
And then he turns around without pulling his pants up and i see his weiner. Swear to Buddha my shit almost dropped the bass harder than Skrillex.

Tate and Abass(think that's how you spell it) having anal in the toilet. I don't know much about this topic but somehow Alex and Nathan are always there when it happens.

And so yeah, if it hasn't occurred to you you already, the boys toilets is not an enjoyable place to be.

I feel sorry for the cleaner, poor guy.

That's all ;D

- tawm

excuse me josep-chunt

but my roll call is in C Block
fuark you >:(

on another note joseph is a faggot
welcome to the bandwagon :D

#josephra

that is all.

Sticks For Dummies

Hi people

As you all know, there’s an infamous place in our school called the C block. The people there are the scariest people and should be watched out for. Recently I have noticed a strange behavior that is common in all speds: picking up sticks. It’s like when they’re walking down the street and they see a stick, they forget everything else and they HAVE to pick it up or something or their dicks will drop off.
This is what goes on in the speds’ minds before they see a stick on the ground:

This is what their head is like after they see a stick on the ground:

When they do pick it up shts gets real and it’s a good idea to get out of there asap or else somebody will get hurt, and that might be you.

Different types of sticks that speds use as weapons against humanity:

The Average Joe Stick
These sticks lightweight and is 3/4 arm’s length. They are not particularly dangerous although can poke an eye out easily with one swing of arm flail spaz attack. These are easily accessible everywhere, so always be prepared to run away if necessary.

The Pointy Painbringer
These sticks are one the most dangerous and can easily injure and kill a human being if the wielder is a newcomer sped who just arrived in the C block. When you see a sped with this type of stick there is no point in running because he will chase you and kill you. Instead, you must throw a less-dangerous stick towards the sped and pray that he’ll like the thrown stick better replace his own. Or else, you’re f**ked.

The Club
The first case use of the club dates back to the cavemen speds. They lived during the stone age and terrorized native cavepeople as well as dinosaurs. Although not common, they can still be found in the modern world if a thick branch of a tree falls. The heavy weight will kill if hit, so be careful. The first recorded victim of this stick was fred flinstone. RIP fred.

How do I know all this? I’m not a sped but I was told this by the C block escapee, Cuntvin Cheen. He looks similar to Kevin Chen but is like sped so do not be confused.

Anyways, if you see a sped swinging a stick around, don’t get close, but feel sorry for them because that’s what their instincts are telling them to do. That is all.

Ciao

Funnest game

Hey guys, you all know about the games like the infamous rubba-dub-dub, scream penis game and of course  strip clap. Now there's an even better single player game - SUICIDE WANKING

How to play:
1. Start fapping and unlock your door (this is essential)
2. Continue fapping and then call out MUMMMMM or DADDDDD for them to come to your room
3. Make sure you come before they come ;)

If you lose, GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Gl, and remember stay safe

BTW for those chrome users ctrl+shft+N is useful

Weir

Weir because I love you so much, this WHOLE post is dedicated to you.

Weir, I must admit, having you in my life is honestly the worst thing that's happened to my residual childhood innocence as I entered high school.

I didn't even know how the mechanics of sex worked until you came (yes, came) about.

You,quite literally, gave birth to terms such as VGS, awkward boner, nipple lick etc.

Also, your ability to fap off to your own photos is both extremely amazing and disgusting at the same time.

I don't even want to mention the amount of times my dick has, without my permission, come (fck off) into contact with your hand and leg on the bus.

But dw that doesn't mean me or any other person doesn't want you in our lives, in fact I'm quite intimidated by how normal out lives would be without you.

As a thank you present, I honour you with this:

Ily bebz <3 xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

That's all ;D

- tawm

#2 Cambodian and I

Cheers to fucking hamster [will liang]

Shit goes down in the 772 like always.

1. Singing One Direction in the "no standing area" #YOLO
2. Mario Kart on the 772 [got the invincibility star, COME AT ME BRO]

Cheers to fucking hamster for holding the camera (Y)

Will post more "Cambodian and I" after economics, cheers buds.

James is Gay.

That is all.

guys, i mean girls; it's storytime (;

since the last two posts affiliating with homosexuality both contain my name i'm here to make a long statement and officially announce that i'm not gay.

GUYS I'M NOT GAY!!one11!shiftone!!eleven!!! that was so last year.

in all more seriousness just yesterday, jiefu and i were designing our "pencil cases" because they were free.
so i made these 100% heterosexual images and sent them to jiefu

to which he replied
"your stuff looks bad"

i mean comeon, saeko's just hot. so i asked jiefu what he was doing and the first two images he sent me consisted of half naked guys from SAO.

"james why are you so homo"
excuse me?
"♋ Jiefu ♋ says goddammit why are the homo images the only good matching pair i have"

i'm not even going to post those pictures he sent me because jiefu might never leave this blog and instead i have compiled a list of quotes jiefu said yesterday

"homo kirito, come to me."
"must... resist... homo...."
"dude im so tempted to get the homo one for the lols it matches so well"
"show them my homopencilcase"
"i must be gay"

that is all.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sorry but this is a response to tom's post below (and that fucking embarrassing photo of me fuark)

1. Tom is the REAL root of homo. srs. he may pretend that he hates it, but on the inside, he's probably ejaculating in his pants

2. Without a doubt, if I'm homo, it's only with jimmy.

3. If Tom isn't the root of homo, James is. IM NOT KIDDING, THINK ABOUT IT. HE UNBUTTONS PEOPLE LIKE GEORGE WEN MASTURBATING TO ..whatever he masturbates to.

To finish, this rather flattering photo of tom may suggest strong homo

Homosexual Activities on the bus

Admit it, we've all had our fair share of gay experiences on the bus.

But why?

Well as money is the root of all evil, I find that this muppet called Weir is the root of all gayness.

Yes Weir it's you. No don't point at James you faggot.

I'm not saying that being gay on the bus with your friends is all that bad though, as in if we weren't great friends then being homo would be...well homo.

But sometimes I really feel as if being, you know...gay, is becoming too damn frequent.

I swear one day when Weir's out of school, he'll forget and start rubbing the legs of a fellow passenger.

Haha this has become pretty boring so I'll end with this...

That's all :D

- tawm

Awkward burger flip

Hi, guys today I'm going to talk about that dreaded burger flip whenever you try putting on pants with a fly which are relatively tight.

This is what happens:

So then your dick gets flipped when you pull your pants up and if you're super unlucky your balls as well. SHIT IS AWKWARD MAN AND THEN YOURE LIKE

FEELSBADMAN.JPG

So how can you stop this awkward as shit thing from happening in the change rooms? Pull your pants outward so your dick has breathing space and won't get flipped.

You're welcome society.

I'd like to take this moment

to say,
Will, your previous post is invalidated, you absolutely heterosexual cunt

The difference between north and south korea

WOW WHAT A GLORIOUS POST

WILLLLLLLLLLLLLL (;

"HE'S A MARRIED MAN NOW
AND I CANT TOUCH MARRIED MEN"

"the motherfucker did it"

"i'd hi5 him
but he'd roundhouse kick me"

in all more seriousness; congratz to you ;) i'm sure we're all just overhyping but a wise muppet once said 

-Weir is a hot babe. says

HE

IS

SO

IN

FUAR

that is all.

Alright I'm here to say one thing

William Li has officially landed the date. Good job!

He's 'over' hurdling :D ohohoho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ4fA_nwnZ0&feature=related

I think he got disqualified :S can't put my finger on why though

I dig men.

Hey guys

So I have a BILFs list in the grade

1) Ben He: all rounder, cept he's shit @ dota LOL [kidding ben kidding...]

2) Cambodian Lau: He's cambodian, have to give it to him. Sexy purple hair unicorns would die for

3) Jay bhosle: Smoking hot curry << LOL see what i did there? haha? ha?

4) Steven kim jong il: Nice nose. period.

5) Wombat weir kongadildo: Great on the bed. No wait. On the gate [inside jk.. VGS mfkers]

6) Dillon: HAVE MY BABYS PLZ PLZ HAS MINE
No wait belongs on the DILFs list

6) Blake: Can bake cakes. Priceless.

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198696969696969) Sayad hommamed sabeen taliban saad:


~Will

Swag

Yes. I am here to define this piece of shit
According to Urban D

The most used word in the whole fucking universe. Douche bags use it, your kids use it, your mail man uses it, and your fucking dog uses it. If you got swag, you generally wear those shitty hats side way, and your ass hanging out like a fucking goof cause your pants are half way down your white ass legs. To break down the word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a word that means to represent yourself/ the way you represent yourself, baggy clothes, shitty hats, small penis and basically a way to say your afraid to come out of the closet.

Assface Magee: I got so much swag
Darrel: You got so much dick in your ass
Assface Magee: Fuck you, SWAG

^BEST. DEFINITION. EVER? =DD

^LOL WORST PICTURE EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAH

#hashtags

Hashtags are words or phrases with the symbol # in front of it. Used mainly by the people who use the little blue bird this hashtags are almost used daily in everyday internet language. Commonly misspelled as hastags because the letter h is too hard to press two times in such a way #tags are also used to enable people to search for keywords more easily and to increase the sex value of their text.

Gilbert's legs r 2 smooth 4 me #cold #painresilience #tomlih8ing

Hashtags, although found mostly on Twitter are found herping on facebook as the new hk thing to do just because you can and to help provide emphasis on what they're trying to convey.

George Li 69th post 

George Li #Maturity

Hashtags are easily done by pressing Shift and the number 3 at the same time. For those of you who are incompetent the number 3 button is situated next to the number 2 button which is next to the number 1 and if you don't know where that is you should just jump off a cliff because who doesn't know use exclamation marks!!11!11shift1one!eleven

Steven Kim #yolo #swag ###### thanks james! can i get some matchfixing done? :P

so here we have this steven kim hashtagging a hashtag so everyone should just step back a couple of hundred metres.

that is all.

Hey Josiah

I have baby butt smooth legs <3

Odds or Even

I taped my leg up for athletics today. And when I came home, I peeled the tape off. That is what happened. FUUAAARR! It hurt like a bitch and now I have a patch of leg which is colder than the rest. Not cool. Its cold.

Yes, at least I know what ladies' must go through for aesthetic reasons. And the whole leg too?! Both?! What. And they have to go through childbirth...guys, women are probably more pain resilient than us.

So next time you see a girl with baby butt smooth legs, just imagine how cold they must be (: justifies Sandra's leg warmers

Abbreviations/Likes

You know what annoys me? People who use abbreviations like "r u going to fap?"

Or "w8 m8 I'm masturb8ing"

l2spell please.

Also, I realised, like, we, like, use the word "like" too much in our sentences :/ like..yeah

Idk maybe I just have OCD about this type of crap

Thats all ;D

- tawm

Oh, Puns;D

HAHA! This is too funny (: I mean humerus
Speaking of bones, my mum recently got a dental implant. No one realised...until it came out in conversation :D
I keed. My mum didn't have dental implants. I just wanted to crack jokes :D

yes butthurt. 100%

hi5 luke, know that feel

Jason Learn 2 add titles

Other than that, I'm pretty bored, so let's talk.
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wait i'll leave the sensitive stuff with yaolong ;D
Also, if George Wen doesn't post within 10 hours, he will be kicked <3

JOKES AGAIN

How do you have a party in space?

YOU PLANET.

OHOHOHO fuck off weir im funny

#1 Cambodian and I

Sticking our feet out of the 772 like bosses.

We're cool like that mfkers

 

#YOLO

;yolo

the term yolo has been defined by the urban dictionary as one of the most annoying abbreviations ever. Standing for “You Only Live Once” it is used before someone does something stupid or dangerous such as swimming naked in the Amazon.

“I jumped the gate at Spring Fling because YOLO” Weir Kong, 2012

Yolo is often used in conjunction with a hashtag regardless of whether or not the person is on twitter. Adding hashtags makes the word look so much more badass that muppets like weir just can’t stop saying it all the time. 

Weir Kong #YOLO

Weir Kong #yolo

Yolo actually shouldn’t be used before jumping gates but rather when someone does something extremely safe like not running with scissors or kayaking in the Amazon.

“I looked both ways before crossing the road because yolo”

On a side note kayaking in the Amazon is actually quite safe if you do it correctly and surprisingly there are little mosquitoes due to pH levels being funky. There are also snakes and caimans but no one really gives a shit. I have as such given you a link where you can book your Amazon kayaking experience for $2590

http://www.amazonadventures.com/kayak.htm 

I would also like to welcome this tom li and I have specially prepared a wagon and accompanying band as a welcome present. :D

that is all.

First Post 8)

idk about you guys but i find the resemblance uncanny

dont bash me gilbert.

- tawm

Word of the Day: necro

Necro : (verb) to comment on an internet thread long after the conversation has concluded, often using information that did not exist at the time of the original thread. Not Weir, the example below is incorrect   'Weir y u keep necro'ing posts from 09?!?'

Why Is my ass so sore.

Someone please help me lol, I don't understand do I have ass cancer or something :s.

MORE JOKES

How does Moses make his tea?

HE-BREWS IT  HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

We're being gassed out

Sad times at recess and lunch

need i say more

Crackbaby voices all the pokemon

Hey guys
Wasted 7 minutes of my precious time on this chick smoking a bong, it's pretty good actually LOL

Procrastination at its best

And cheers to Steven for his 10 hour video. I actually played it while doing work LOL

Halps tons

~Will

MINDBLOWN!

ZOMG GUYS! I already told Weir this butbut
so you know how we're all learning about DNA and stuffs right? and chromosomes? Well Ms harwood was like there can 8 billion combinations of some genetic code thing that makes you you.
and Will Ling was like...'but there's almost 8 billion people in the world..does that mean there could be someone who would be you...but not you because you are you and he is he? but he would be you because your and his genetic codes are like...THE SAME?!'
well he didn't really say it like that. but he defs meant it (:
and it was SOOO MINDBLOW! LIKE...NATURAL CLONING? WHAT.

aw it was so cool. I was genuinely amazed...
yes.

clown

Could you not?

Define: Could you not?
1. A phrase employed by people who are clearly emotionally affected by the actions of another in order to destroy the source of annoyance
2. A phrase used to confuse innocent people as a means to shock and intimidate
3. Could you not?

on a less serious note pump your shits up with this peaking tune

Anyone feel like duh raising roof?

You guys need some inspiration for partying?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epuSOpUz4DU

Don't fuck with money maker mike, or Krispy Kreme's gonna beat you up. Even if you have infinity knives. Cus i'll beat you up into the air like a kite. I bet-

Okay i'll shutup now.

If you want some more roof raising shizz go for the 10 minute edition for some serious partying

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2ms1REExoE

cheers buddays

~will

hey guise im here to tell jokes.  :D


how did the robber get inside the house?

IN-TRU-DER WINDOW  bahahahahah

yes

you can. i hate the damn leprechauns. Always ending up in my toaster at the most inopportune times.

and in regards to will's post i find that not giving a shit also helps too.

that is all.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Foundaghrrreeee >:D

I laughed. (: oh omegle you too funneh
it's kinda mean though..
But can you really be 'too irish'?
i mean they do say some really weird slang stuff...likelike

'Feek' means gorgeous girl.
And 'Muppet'...well that means fool. even in Irish(:

1.	Nippy
2.	Foundaghrrreee
3.	Cat Malogen
4.	Thats The Craic She Said, With One Leg Up'n The Dash And Nothing On But The Radio
5.	I'M SHTARVIN
6.	Hawaii?
7.	Come Here, Tell Me This N Tell Me No More
8.	Come Off It
9.	She'd Lie Down In Nettles For It
10.	You Did In Your Arse